Funny Golf Blanket: The whole foursome can snuggle: Plush Velveteen Throw | $47.99
Funny Golf Blanket: The whole foursome can snuggle: Plush Velveteen Throw | $47.99
Funny Golf Blanket: The whole foursome can snuggle: Plush Velveteen Throw | $47.99
Funny Golf Blanket: The whole foursome can snuggle: Plush Velveteen Throw | $47.99
Funny Golf Blanket: The whole foursome can snuggle: Plush Velveteen Throw | $47.99

Funny Golf Blanket: The whole foursome can snuggle: Plush Velveteen Throw | $47.99

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Ready to feel like a champion—even on the couch? Our PAR3 golf blanket is more than just a cozy cover-up—it’s your new lucky charm for Sunday naps, TV marathons, or warming up after a chilly early-morning tee time.
This isn’t your grandpa’s scratchy stadium throw. We’re talking ultra-soft, “never-give-it-back” comfort that’ll make your family and your foresome jealous.
  • Big enough to share (but why would you?)
  • Super-soft, high-quality fabric that feels like a hug from your favorite caddie
  • Perfect for tailgates, golf trips, or hiding from the kids
  • Machine washable—because life (and golf) gets messy
Warning: May cause spontaneous naps, excessive comfort, and improved putting dreams.
Product features
- Double needle topstitching for durability
- Made of 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying
- Ideal for adults
- Printed in high detail and vibrant color on one side
- Meets all safety and compliance requirements

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

We offer free returns and exchanges for all domestic orders within 30 days of the original purchase. Customers can request a return, provided it is unworn, unused, and in its original packaging. A receipt or proof of purchase is also required.

our mission

Grab life by the golf balls

“Par3s
is all about teeing up quality golf gear with a cheeky slice of fun! Our mission? To shank some side-splitting, easygoing vibes into your style and golfing experience. Created by a Papaw and his two best Birdies, we're here to remind you that golf, much like life, ain't just about the scorecard—it's about the unforgettable laughs and memories down the fairway. So, hit the links, grab life by the golf balls, and whack away!”

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My hat came in three days.

Don C.
Texas
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My subscriber discount didn't load during checkout. Par3s made it up by doubling the discount on my next purchase.

Lloyd G.
Knoxville, Tn.
★★★★★

My grandkids got me this water bottle. Every time I take a drink I think of them.

Papaw
Scottsboro, Alabama
★★★★★

My T-Shirt fit exactly like I wanted. Par3 shirts are true to size.

Nate B.
Tennessee
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Too cold outside? Warm up with your favorite partner and let the night take you where your golf game can't.


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